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Meredith Lichtenberg
June 30, 2012

Jamie & Jeff's Birth Plan

Meredith Lichtenberg
June 30, 2012

Love this parody of a birthplan.  Especially:  

Jamie would prefer no enema or shaving of pubic hair. If shaving is necessary, she would prefer something in the shape of a vuvuzela. Jeff’s pubic hair should NOT be shaved.

Jeff would like an IV.


Tagged: birth plan, humor

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